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[Stacki]

Laws does the most annoying interviews than anybody ive ever heard. I dont know if he really believes the shit he comes out with or just talks out of his arse for the sake of it.

Standing on the sidelines with arms folded doing very little else . Said from day 1 he would be a bag of shit appointment and its proving to be the case. Let me make one thing clear though im not putting all the blame on him. Not his fault people like Carlisle and Mears just fuck things up game in game out. Could be dropping Carlisle and Cort though and sticking Duff and Edgar in.

[Stacki]

I still think you will mate......Wolves took a quarter of their tally of us, they ain't done shit against no-one else, so I think they're still going down

Im that confident we'll go down here's what i'll do because your keeping faith in us. If we do stop up i will send you 20quid and you pay me fuck all no matter what

[Laudski]

Haha! Ok I accept!!!

[Stacki]

Unlike a lot of the other bullshitters you'll get your money aswell.

Do you want a Blue Peter badge thrown in aswell?

[Laudski]

Oooh your spoiling me now...all my Christmas' etc

[Stacki]

Got a midget porn dvd somebody had left in a hire car i picked up the other week, you can have that aswell.

[Laudski]

Wasn't a J Venables was it......??

[Stacki]

Wasn't a J Venables was it......??

Dont know i picked it up from the car hire place and that was tucked under the drivers seat. Been too scared to look at it. Just says MIDGET PORN in black marker pen on the front of it.

[Chazza]

Haha, well I would say West Ham would be in serious danger if this season yet again you didn't need 35 points to stay up as your away fixtures look horrific. Should pick up a win or two at Home.

Wolves, Stoke, Sunderland and Wigan are our next four home games. That's where we need to target points, nowhere else. Win them, we stay up and get ready for the fun and games in the summer as I can't see Zola, Upson and Green being at the club and probably two or three more fucking off too. The two England players hearts are clearly not in it anymore. I can see Upson going to Spurs while I don't know who would buy Green, maybe Arsenal. Get shit wasters like Dyer off the wage bill and make it imperative that Parker stays. Probably him, Cole and the young uns are the only ones I really care about keeping hold of. Up or down, there will be a big overhaul come the end of this season.

[Stacki]

I know Dyer is a prick but if he ever did stop fit for Westham i think he'd be a very good player for you. I know a Man City lad and he's 100% sure Scott Parker is on his way to them at the end of the season.

[Kop]

Is it just me who's never really got Dyer at all?

I just have absolutely no idea what he does/did.

[Chazza]

People have been saying the same thing about Dyer for ten years though stakie.

Man City adding one more to their collection of ball winning central midfielders. Aint Vieira, De Jong, Barry and Kompany enough for them? It would have to be a stupendous offer for us to let him go. Unless he puts in a transfer request at the end of the season which wouldn't surprise me because if I was him, I'd be feeling very frustrated. We should look at striking up some sort of swap deal involving Onuoha and Petrov.

Is it just me who's never really got Dyer at all?

I just have absolutely no idea what he does/did.

Runs quite fast, gets injured a lot and acts like a cunt? Craig Bellamy would be proud.

[Stacki]

Yes i know but we all know City are signing every man and his dog. think he'd be better than some of the players they have right now aswell.

[Laudski]

Upson to us, really? Not sure we'd need him, and he'd want first team surely? Which we couldn't guarantee

Parker is worth 2 players for you at the mo, depends whether he gets an offer from someone higher up the food chain, Wigan maybe...

[Chazza]

Woodgate and King are broken. Despite some of you having this ridiculous fascination with previous boo boy Dawson, Upson would be your best fit centre half so he'd want a first team place and get it. Redknapp wanted him in January and he would of went had the takeover not been completed.

[Laudski]

Not heard much on the Woodgate injury saga, but I would expect him back for next season

Dawson and Bassong would be competing with Upson for the other spot, and I don't think he's any better than either.

Depends how much we're talking too, seeing as you won't do business with us anymore, I imagine it'd be an inflated fee, which could well price us out

[Stacki]

Upson is alright but think he's fair overrated myself. Never saw the big fuss about him. he seems to believe the hype aswell. Been more impressed with the kid alongside him this season.

[Chazza]

I would say Upson is underrated in that most people I speak to don't seem to think he's very good. He is a solid if unspectacular centre half who knows the game inside out. His head has looked elsewhere in the last couple of months. He is definitely better than Dawson and Bassong. He will be available on a Bosman free this time next year so any potential fee will be reduced because of that.

Laudski, the bloke who made such comments is no longer employed by West Ham.

[Laudski]

Solid unspectacular is what Dawson does, don't see Upson as an improvement, but I don't watch him regularly.

Is he not? Shame I found that quote very funny, thought the Gudjonsen deal wouldn't of helped us either....